Complete Lyrics to “I Think My Dog’s a Democrat” by Bryan Lewis.

Well, I think my dog’s a Democrat

And it breaks my heart to have to say an ugly thing like that.

But there’s a big old pile of evidence that all points toward the fact

That my dog might be a Democrat.

I pay for all his healthcare and I buy everything he eats

I provide him with a place to live just to keep him off the streets.

Well, he just acts like he’s entitled,

Even tried to unionize the cat,

Yeah, I think my dog’s a Democrat.

He chewed up the Constitution that I keep on display,

And every time Benghazi’s on TV he looks the other way.

I know he’s a liberal even if he won’t admit it.

He pooped on my living room rug and tried to tell me George Bush did it.

He ain’t got no papers and what really gets my goat

Is if he could find a ride to town, well, I know they’d let him vote!

Sure, we’ve had some good times and he’s been fun to have around

But if he ever barks about my right to bear arms

I’m going to have to have him put down.

I pay for all his healthcare and I buy everything he eats.

I provide him with a place to live just to keep him off the streets.

You’d have to be a Socialist to ever act like that,

So my dog must be a Democrat.

His behavior has been hintin’ his mom might be Mrs. Clinton

(video of Hillary “arfing”).

Yeah, I think my dog’s a spread-the-wealth,

government health, flea-bitten Democrat.