This anon is going to drive down to the US-Mexico Border and turn myself in to Border Patrol.

I'm gonna say that I'm from the Ukraine or Iran or some such country, and that I'm requesting Asylum in the US for my own personal safety. Unfortunately I don't have any ID.

I'm gonna have to go get me some nicer clothes, new sneakers, a nice backpack and an iphone, so I will fit in better with the other refugees.

Once I'm in the US, and feeling secure they can't force me to leave, I'm gonna apply for free healthcare, subsidized housing, food assistance, and whatever welfare benefits that are available. I understand George Soros as set up a large number non-profit NGO's that will assist me in getting these things.

Does anyone want to come along, maybe to film the whole story.

Or maybe we should all take a drive down there?