Guys Q is a genius. I just used a play out of his play book!

My wife asked me when I was gonna clean out the garage.

I said… [SOON]. That was a year and a half ago!!!

She asked again, so I said “it’s habbening”. Bought me 6 months.

Now she’s pissed and asks why I keep lying!

I just say, “sorry babe, disinformation is necessary”.

Yeah I’m getting divorced.