>>6010371 (PB)
You don't "vanish" the boss's posts. You. Just. Don't.
Unless he's running for the door, not stopping for his coat and yelling "pull it, pull it!!!!"
>>6010374 (PB)
I'm pretty certain that torture is designed to make the person WISH they were dead … not simply kill them. I note, too, that people on death row seldom did much to make death painless for their victims. Bucklew left HIS victim to bleed to death. It is fitting that he might choke on his OWN blood.
>>6010480 (PB)
Google is your friend. Slice the ex-GF, then rape her after leaving her new guy bleeding to death in front of his kids (but not quite dead yet – so the 6 year old got to watch Dad bleed out on the floor). Shoot it out with the cops. Seriously pre-meditated.
>>6010598 (PB)
You don't belong here. You probably don't belong anywhere else, either.
>>6010341 (PB)
Is this what Slate does for April Fools Day? Pretty sick if it is. Just as sick if it isn't.