By the powers granted in me by the cat dogs of the planet, I hereby declare today 'National MeowBorkWoof Day'. My fellow meowborks, it is my pleasure to honor this day as we stand against those that seek to destroy our freedoms. Stand ready my feline and canine frens. We shall call forth the grace and strength of our ancestors in the higher kibble meow-mix realms. Let not your derp be silenced. Let not even one scratchy sniff be denied. Stand strong amongst the field of pillows and swaddling grasslands. The truth shall be found, just as a pupper catches ball in mouth, or as kitteh paw pats the mesmerising string. Be as one, my dear cat dog meow-borks. Together, we shall be free.