I feel so free, anons
Came out as a PATRIOT today
Cleaning my life of traitors to America
Destroying an old Facebook account
Social media Kon-Mari
Separating the wheat from the chaff
I have a full gas can, pouring it all over the walls, furniture and floors
And there's a lighter in my pocket
I am going to post nothing but our glorious memes until the account dies
Until the Zuckerfags torpedo my VERY old account
Waiting for a strategic time to torch my anon Twitter account
Playing the long game
It's so fucking fun. SO fun. This is as good as sex.
And the bonus is that I'll know who the REAL "friends" are when this massive inferno dies down
The fire is cleansing, purifying, complete
Cleaning my life of everything fake
What's left is what is real.