Creepy Joe has been in politics since before most anons were born. The defense he is making is the only defense available if early on in your political career you are called out for sneaking a touch of a young girl's breast. He has been executing that defense ever since: "Oh, I touch everybody– men women children babies–equally."
Someone crop in the POTUS missing H tweet.
Maybe avoid using the meat and naked sandwich metaphors in your new job anon. Good luck and Godspeed!