The eagles are coming (for your trash)! If you’re a resident of one Seattle suburb, that is.
The good people of Renton, Washington are under aerial assault from 200 bald eagles that inhabit a local landfill, consuming old food and routinely dropping garbage on nearby homes.
Anybody that lives within close flying distance of the landfill knows that the eagles deposit this stuff everywhere, resident David Vogel said during a community meeting last month, as reported by the Seattle Times.
Fuck you Seattle