>Every year, the people of the Protectorate leave a baby as an offering to the witch who lives in the forest. They hope this sacrifice will keep her from terrorizing their town. But the witch in the Forest, Xan, is kind. She shares her home with a wise Swamp Monster and a Perfectly Tiny Dragon. Xan rescues the children and delivers them to welcoming families on the other side of the forest, nourishing the babies with starlight on the journey.
The witch could end the terror of the womyn who's child is ripped away from her for what she believes will be the child's death. For some reason she cares not one whit for the suffering of these womyn. She's also obvio7ulsy anti-abortion. No wonder they can't meme.
I'm sure this tripe will be read a century from now, especially after they're done burning and banning garbage like Shakespere.