You just can’t make this stuff up. Or can you, anons?:

“Israeli Leader Rushes To Moscow After Putin Places Military On Combat Alert In Wake Of Trump Operatives Assassinating Son Of British Spy Chief”

“In yet another confirmation that our world is rapidly spinning out of control, a new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that shortly after President Putin ordered the bulk of Russian military forces on combat alert, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu requested an urgent emergency meeting in Moscow—a request granted, and will be a brief 4 April meeting where Putin and Netanyahu “will synchronize their watches”—a dire action needed to protect both nations as the secret war currently ongoing between the United States and Britain took a grim turn for the worst after believed to be President Trump operatives assassinated the son of British spy chief Alex Younger.

According to this report, the darkest day for the socialist elite class tyrannically ruling over the downtrodden British peoples occurred on 23 June 2016—and was when this nation’s peoples staged a populist revolt against their leftist governing elite by voting to remove their country from the socialist-communist ruled over European Union—and that to this very day, sees Britain consumed in chaos, fears and uncertainty about its future.

The very last thing the socialist leaders of Britain needed in 2016 while their own citizens were staging a populist revolt, this report notes, were the American people doing the same thing—and whose peoples followed the lead of their British cousins by placing into power the populist leader Donald Trump—but whom the British spy agency MI6 tried to keep from power, and after his taking power, tried to destroy Trump.

President Trump, however, this report continues, moved quickly to crush the British coup against him—with MI6 bitterly fighting back against him—but that, nevertheless, saw Trump surviving, and after he was exonerated of the made up crimes MI6 and Hillary Clinton made against him, saw him ominously Tweeting out: “Russiagate was designed in part to help the UK counter Russian influence by baiting the United States into taking a hard line against them. Leaves us all with a more dangerous world as a consequence. Just another episode of the Great Game.”

The “Russiagate” coup against President Trump, this report details, was instituted through a concerted British information warfare operation conducted by British MI6 agent Christopher Steele, assisted by former GCHQ head Robert Hannigan, and shepherded by Sir Richard Dearlove, the former MI6 head intimately involved in fabricating the lies which led the United States into the disastrous Iraq War—that saw Steele authoring the bogus dirty dossier claiming that Trump was in Putin’s pocket and that Trump and Putin were colluding to steal the election—and it being concealed from the American people that Steele’s work was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and the Democratic National Committee and coordinated with the media by Obama’s White House and intelligence chiefs, John Brennan and James Clapper.

With President Trump vowing revenge against all of those who plotted to overthrow him, this report notes, on 28 March, he sent an unmistakable “message” to President Putin for Russia to stay out of his way while he dealt with Britain—and was delivered via an unprecedented armada of US Air Force nuclear armed B-52 strategic bombers which Trump ordered to fly right up to the very border of Russia—and that was followed 48-hours later, on 30 March, by the news that the son of MI6 spy chief Alex Younger had been killed in an “unexplained” car crash on his family’s Scottish estate.

While having to deal with the “unexplained” death of his son, this report continues, MI6 spy chief Alex Younger is, also, trying to protect himself from another body blow delivered to him by Trump—that involved suspected to be CIA operatives secretly revealing to the United Nations that British intelligence operatives were breaking international law by recruiting child soldiers in Yemen—and all of whose “secret” recruiting bases in Yemen were bombed over the past week on orders given by Trump—but that Britain can say nothing about, as to admit these bases existed would prove their crimes against humanity.

With President Trump seeking nothing less than the complete destruction of British Prime Minister Theresa May’s government, that in turn would throw from power MI6 spy chief Alex Younger, this report concludes, this secret war between the United States and Britain now threatens to engulf the entire world—whose main The Great Game igniters always used and manipulated by British intelligence services, for over a century, are Russia and Israel—and that both President Putin and Prime Minister Netanyahu must now protect against to ensure it doesn’t happen again.”