There continues to be

Much Speculation

in regard to my

Meeting with Bill Clinton,

. . . on the Tarmac.

All that I really got

out of this event were

1) several tiny bits of

Asphalt thoroughly

embedded into

my KneeCaps, and

2) more STD's than

you can catch at a typical

N'awlins Brothel . . .

- Loretta Lynch