It is an empiric, experimentally found and theoretically deduced fact that lolis are humanity's biggest treasure. They are the First World Wonder, even before the Great Pyramids AND the internet. They are the last thing I want to see before I die.
Kud's theorem says,
"No element of any given mathematical or physical set can reach the grade
of perfection of a loli."
This theorem is also the only absolute truth accepted both formal and unanimously by all of humanity. It is akin to the universal speed limit postulate and is included in physics' Standard Model. It is the strongest link between the relativity and quantum theories. In fact, it is strongly believed that the ulitmate purpose of the creation of the universe was to conceive and appreciate lolis. They are the only eternal and universal beauty standard there is. Their cuteness is invariant to any given transform and they are the only quantum state that will never collapse.