baker here, can bake next bread.
Ghost Handoff Confirmed
assuming responsibilities.
Notables Update
>>6069630 Croatia’s former PM Sanader jailed for corruption – Supreme Court
>>6069640 Tech 9 Fans Suspect Rapper Committed Suicide After Child Sex Reports
>>6069658 UPS partnering with drug giants to inject you with vaccines in your own home
>>6069687 Donald Trump To Deliver Keynote Address At NRA Annual Meeting Next Month
>>6069703 Study: U.S. is ALREADY home to one-fifth of the world’s migrant population (but Dems want MORE)
>>6069723, >>6069725, >>6069726 Resignations in the news today
(Baker Change)
>>6069895, >>6070060 Anons on Q1068 Day [1]
>>6070121 Netanyahu: I’ve told Trump I won’t evacuate ‘a single person’ from settlements
>>6069814 Anon theory on 20 placeholders and 20 names from Q.
first time baker, i assumed responsibilities here:
you want to bake the bread after?
>>6070226 no worries. i'll offer the handoff in the dough post next bread. thanks for stepping up.
part of our job is actually clicking these links and making sure they are current and actually notable. the terror attack happened on monday. the article links to an interview with the victim. that description is misleading. several of these are not even remotely notable. if we include shit in notables, it makes it harder to find the real notable information. buns cannot consistently be this long or else we will have only 2 buns up at once and the rest will fall under previously collected notables. i will bake the next bread again until a more experienced baker shows up.
actually, i'm not finished. let me be more specific.
random youtube link: not good sauce
article was posted 12+ hours ago: extremely likely chance that it has been posted before. therefore not new and not notable.
a screenshot of a random wiki page irrelevant to Q and any current happenings: not notable
a variation on an article that has been circulating all week: not notable
a "planefag" post with no sauce, no screencap: not notable
shall i continue? baker standards are important. we are, quite literally, the news. and real news cannot be shit. anons post things here within minutes, if not seconds, of release. if an article came out last tuesday and isn't relevant to any current discussion, it is neither new nor notable. 6 months ago, anons would have yawned and said "old news, keep up". we are not going to encourage laziness and erosion of standards. do you understand?
#7763
>>6069630 Croatia’s former PM Sanader jailed for corruption – Supreme Court
>>6069640 Tech 9 Fans Suspect Rapper Committed Suicide After Child Sex Reports
>>6069658 UPS partnering with drug giants to inject you with vaccines in your own home
>>6069687 Donald Trump To Deliver Keynote Address At NRA Annual Meeting Next Month
>>6069703 Study: U.S. is ALREADY home to one-fifth of the world’s migrant population (but Dems want MORE)
>>6069723, >>6069725, >>6069726 Resignations in the news today
(Baker Change)
>>6069753 Former UN Under-Secretary-General Calls for One World Currency
>>6069895, >>6070060 Anons on Q1068 Day [1]
>>6070121 Netanyahu: I’ve told Trump I won’t evacuate ‘a single person’ from settlements
>>6069814 Anon theory on 20 placeholders and 20 names from Q.
>>6070199, >>6070227, >>6070271, >>6070344 Digs on Christchurch Journalist, possibly suicided
>>6070398 thanks for your extremely valuable input. forget #bebest. melania should change it to #bejustok
#bemeh
how about #justdoit?
good bakers care about what they do. good bakers aim for precision and excellence. good bakers understand it's an honor and a privilege to serve here. welcome to america, the greatest country on earth, bitch. we don't just "get it done". we do it better than it's ever been done, no matter what "it" is. and "it" happens to be maintaining the space where the biggest intel drops in history are made.
go be mediocre elsewhere.