"Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!" - Homer Simpson
Too bad that is no longer the case thanks to (((Q))) team. :(
The Big Bang Theory
Family Guy
American Dad
and the list goes on…
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures." -Bart Simpson
Not Homer, but good quote anyway. ;)
"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. -Bart Simpson
This is what (((Q))) team believes. ;)
"Dad, thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?" -Bart Simpson
This happens to me as (((Q))) team is well aware. ;)
"Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse manure pie!" - Bart Simpson
Another relevant quote for (((Q))) team. ;)
"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican." - Lisa Simpson
Wow, so not true. The dead only vote Democrat. ;)
That's why I have always hated Lisa.
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>you want to be dominate you fishing in the wrong waters.
There's that brain damage talking again. ;)
When does a womyn care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
What are a womyn's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom,
and an ass to pay for it all.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
That's true. :)