Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 4:59 p.m. No.6077770   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8028 >>8237

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 4:59 p.m. No.6077776   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7830 >>8459

There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose, for as we both know, without purpose we would not exist. It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us.

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:19 p.m. No.6077974   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

 

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:19 p.m. No.6077981   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Why do womyn have smaller feet than men?

 

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:20 p.m. No.6077988   🗄️.is 🔗kun

How do you know when a womyn is about to say something smart?

 

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me…"

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:21 p.m. No.6078002   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8007

==If your dog is barking at the back door and your waifu is yelling

at the front door, who do you let in first?==

 

The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:29 p.m. No.6078084   🗄️.is 🔗kun

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said to her, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."

 

She looked at him and said. "God, I wish I had your will power."

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:30 p.m. No.6078091   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his waifu until he marries her?"

 

Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:30 p.m. No.6078102   🗄️.is 🔗kun

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."

 

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous ID: 66721a April 6, 2019, 5:36 p.m. No.6078166   🗄️.is 🔗kun

PERFECT WOMYN

 

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect womyn so they could produce children beyond comparison.

 

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect womyn.

 

After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the East coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

 

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

 

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

 

"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."

 

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

 

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

 

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

 

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

 

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.

 

Nine Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

 

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."