Found the nearest star.
Who cares how far away it is? Are you going to go there? They save computational power by fucking over NASA instead of solving their problems. Hey Elon, the system is rigged.
I'm a photographer.
I take the shortest route.
Sometimes it's good to spend time with someone who takes the longest.
I'm an asshole.
Be like a tree, we can make toilet paper out of you.
Her name was Tracer.
Whoever gave him the information was probably curious as to what he would do with it.