Hold up
"for AG Barr to BEGIN a serious house cleaning"
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
IT HASN'T BEEN HAPPENING ALREADY?
I swear to God, Washington DC, maybe we should just burn it all the way to the ground and start over again with new people everywhere.
I'll tell you who ends up in DC: they are ALL the kids that everybody else hated in school.
Either they were so weird-looking, or so generally obnoxious, that they were total misfits.
All of this is about getting their revenge on the rest of us for that bullshit near the lockers in 10th grade.
I hate them all so much.
YOU'RE ALL STILL LOSERS! YOU HEAR ME? LOSERS, ALL OF YOU, AND YOU'RE STILL UGLY, TOO!