I am the great and powerful Praying Medic. Let me be your Q translator and prophet. I see the future through my visions…donate to me now. I think it's best to claim donations for my wondrous visions via religious tax rules. I am most definitely not playing into the Q-cult shill claims or preparing to "accidentally" fall into a shill trap…just like Sather kept accidentally going on mainstream stations pretending he is some official Q spokeman.
YOU NEED MY PSYCHIC POWERS! I NEED MOAR MONEY! WIN/WIN FOR EVERYONE!