I'm not a Rothschild, but I am a devil-worshipper and a douche bag, so lemme take a swing at that for you-
Whenever we talk about we, us, our, etc, we're not including you filthy little animals that eat mac n cheese and shop at Wal Mart.
Green?
So when we say Israel is our greatest ally, what we mean is that being a super-rich douche bag and jewing around is awesome.
We'd let you join, but you're dirty and poor.
We mostly just smear caviar on each others' dicks and suck it off, because that's how we get down
At home, I eat a lot of matzo