Fake News Analyst - "Bill Barr can't get away with saying somebody spied on the Trump campaign without any evidence of it!"
QNN Commentator - "If a Russian intelligence agency conducted surveillance on you, would you call it spying?"
Fake News Analyst - "Yes!"
QNN Commentator - "Have you ever heard of FISA?"
Fake News Analyst - "Yes, of course I have. Everyone familiar with DC knows about FISA."
QNN Commentator - "And you're aware that the FBI and DOJ obtained a FISA warrant to conduct surveillance on Carter Page, a member of the Trump campaign who communicated with Donald Trump?"
Fake News Analyst - "Yes, everyone knows that he was involved in helping to helped set up the Russia collusion meeting with Trump."
QNN Commentator - "And did you know that Carter Page was an informant for the FBI?"
Fake News Analyst - "No, that's not true!"
QNN Commentator - "Yep, FBI Special Agent Greg Monaghan said as much in an affidavit in 2015."
Fake News Analyst - "Well, that doesn't mean anything."
QNN Commentator - "So, an FBI informant approaches the Trump campaign to allegedly set up a meeting with Russians, and he is the subject of a FISA warrant which will allow the FBI to conduct surveillance on the Trump campaign. What does that sound like?"
Fake News Analyst - "That sounds like law enforcement."
QNN Commentator - "Ok. And did you know there was no evidence of any attempt by the Trump campaign to collude with Russia after a 2-year investigation?"
Fake News Analyst - "Well, that doesn't mean anything! They still met."
QNN Commentator - "Because an FBI informant set it up."
Fake News Analyst - "You make it sound like the FBI was spying on Trump!"
QNN Commentator - (head hits the desk)