Re. AUS→
bunch of pedos in AUS → they need kids, a lot of kids, all year long → make big contribs. to CF for the kids → CF says, ok, but not only big payments to us, you must let in the worst of the worst of the refugees, and Hussein will make an agreement w/ you/AUS to take them (gladly, bec. Hussein wanted Trojan horses to destroy the USA from the inside).