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If you're anything like this Anon, you almost have control over it.
I'll say the word poodle and 2 hours later I'll see a poodle
I once said Fart FuckerTurd (in ref. to Mark Zuckerberg)
We went to dinner that night and at the table next to ours, a young boy must have shit his pants or something [the smell tipped us off] and the mom goes "Oh Mark, I'll help you get cleaned up" as they quickly went to the bathroom
Shit like that