I think we aren't taking this line of thinking far enough.
See… Nothing in the universe existed before I was born. If you are aware of how Quantum Mechanics work, then you know that if you ping a Bose-Einstein condensate with enough energy to force something into giving up a state, then a range of other factors propagate both forward and backward in time to satisfy the state observed.
As such, everything that was is a consequence of my birth, as is everything that is and will be. I am god. And I decree your antics to be a slide, as well as my own.
Not that a whole lot of productive conversation gets had in these time blocks, but still…