Warning lights are flashing down at DNC Control

Jussie faked a fight and was thrown down a hole.

There's rumors in the wikileaks and anger in the clowns

Somebody blew the whistle and the suicides came down

There's a meeting in the boardroom they're trying to trace the smell

There's leaking in the washroom there's a sneak in personnel

Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze

'goodness me could this be Collusional Disease?

The analyst was crucified for sleeping as she spoke

They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most

The watchdog's got rabies comey's got fleas

And everyone's concerned about Collusional Disease

There's panic on the switchboard tongues are tied in knots

Some come out in pussy hats some come out with thots.

Some blame the management some the employees

And everybody knows it's the Collusional Disease

The work force is disgusted downs phones  and sulks

Innocence is injured experience just talks

Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees

That these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze'

On cnn and msn they talk about Trump's curse

Philosophy is useless theology is worse

History boils over there's an economics swing

Sociologists invent words that mean 'Collusional Disease'

Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here

You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer

I don't know how you came to get the Lynn Roths knees

But worst of all young man you've got Collusional Disease'

He wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed

But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest

Come back and see me later - next patient please

Send in another victim of Collusional Disease'

I go down to Berkley Campus I'm thunderstruck

They got free speech for Liberals, police in trucks

Two men say they're Barry one of them must be wrong

There's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says

'they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees

They wanna have a war to keep their factories

They wanna have a war to keep us buying from Chinese

They wanna have a war to prop Collusional Disease

They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind

They wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind

They give you Hope and Change, I'm with her, shitty memes

Two weeks in Seattle and Sunday freebies

Meanwhile the first Barry says 'i'd tap that soon

By stealing fed elections and nominating buffoons

The other one's on a coca trip and groveling on his knees

How come Barry gets Collusional Disease