Bandwidth issues fixed?

They at least need to tell people that some of them are going to be hearing things due to the microwave auditory effect. You also need to pay for those who want to relocate to radio free zones. We are exposed to so much already.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_auditory_effect

The Marines aren't the only ones who can figure out how to masturbate using a rock.