Well there always can be interpretative liberties. A a bun in the oven doesn't happen until a noodle has been baked there. Think inside the box.
Think outside the box then if it's tearing you up so badly. You don't get to define how others interpret things. Perhaps others can think with a little more depth than you. But next time I'll post things written in crayons (spare us the definition of 'crayons', please) if it will help. Not.
You are wasting bread. I wonder why?