Cornstarch, maybe? Interesting blend. For a black girl you're prob gonna want corn meal and maybe an egg wash, i dunno. Depends if she's Southern.
Watching Tom Fitton:
Oh man, is he gonna rip a phone book?? No.
Could really use some youtube magic to cut in JOHN CENA or Wacky Inflatable Flailing Arms guy every few minutes, I'm used to 3 second twat size tidbit bumper stickers
He educates us with those dreamy eyes. DAMN YOU TOM I'M A MARRIED MAN
I think she's winking at ya!