>>616802

Middle one for me…

>>616744

If Fidel is Trudeau's father, how'd Trudeau end up being crying little bitch all the time? I doubt Fidel was such a pussy.

>>616771

Step 1. Free Shikreli

Step 2. Put him on line asking for a piece of Merkel's hair.

Step 3. Analyze DNA v. Hitler DNA (got any?)

Step 4. Analyze results.

Step 8. Profit.

>>617379

That would be fucking amazing… The ultimate Russian Hack of German politics.