This slipped thru the cracks because Stephen Colbert became so boring that we forgot to watch his skits for shenanigans by evil aliens mocking us for the impending doom they are intentionally facilitating.

In the creation of an FBI dancing agent parody video, Mr. Colbert’s comedy team used a time machine to dox forthcoming wireless surveillance through public utilities. Currently being tested in a state near you.

The diverging surface area of attack is being monitored by alien spaceships, and they are flashing red warning signals through quantum transfunctioners.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ8KS30BgA

Or, “Hasty 5G rollout makes for wasted American hegemony”

Other exhibits from Mr. Colbert’s malicious higher intelligence ET pals include spreading propaganda intended to sabotage our forthcoming Space Force branch.