How does Trump respond to the Five Eyes countries that conspired together to try to assassinate him and destroy the United State?

USA- we clean up our own house

Leafs- they’ll fall in line and they’ll never stop apologizing. Arrests. US extraditions. New elections. Low civil disorder. Suicides. Inna woods.

Straya- they’ll do what the US wants. Arrests. US extraditions. New elections. High levels of public drunkenness. Bare knuckle fighting.

Britbongs- they’ll chimp out. Massive riots. Public executions. Suicides. US extraditions unnecessary.

Kiwis- they’ll implement Sharia Law. Private gun ownership outlawed. Deny of US extradition. Provide sanctuary for remaining cabal in their doomsday bunkers. Bunker busters. Permanent US military presence.

inb4

Muh (((Mossad)))