None are forced to click either. They're music memes for me. As much fun to share.
>1: A carpenter needs to cut four sections, each 3–feet 8–inches long, from a piece of molding. If the board is only sold by the foot, what’s the shortest length of board she can buy?
She answers: Gross! I would never buy anything that's molding, except cheese.
If that's all he's got, it's almost better just to let him embarrass himself to newfags and normies. It's a pretty damned comfy Sunday in here.
Opeth's cool, esp. oldest lineup IMHO.