Chinese invent Sperm Collecting Machine

Why do I get a bad feeling about this? Like seeing men forced to take the blue pill to make them get an erection & forced to have their sperm collected (this is China that invented this & im sure it wasn’t made just for the shy man who can’t pop his rocks in the hospital for sperm sample).

How long before these are sold in homes? Kek!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/944150/chinese-boffins-invent-sperm-collecting-machine/