Hey CNNMSNBCHUFFPONYTWAPO,

You guys in here? I have a hot tip for you. ParisAnon here. I've been measuring the temperature of the sidewalks for many years. It's become very obvious that the Notre Dame fire may have been the result of Spontaneous Combustion due to the effects of man & cow made Global Warming. You should disseminate this information to the general public ASAP so you can be the first and smartest. Then the people will understand to follow you as their guiding light of knowledge. Thank you for your contribution to society. Without you, we would know the truth. And oh, perhaps it is best to say Climate Change not Global Warming. It sounds more believable when we debate the deniers.