Glen Beck needs beaten with a stick and thrown in a hole. With a box of cheerios of course.
10 patriots with 10lb Sledges would take care of it.
How else do you print a map on a flat piece of paper you steaming great twat? Every other heavenly body is a sphere, it takes a special kinda stupid to think the earth is the exception. I recommend a course of leeches for all your ailments.
Short Reach :)
Sooo gh3y. P'Shop central.