This press conference should take about 2 minutes:
RM: “We have concluded our SC investigation, and there are no chargeable offences related to the POTUS or his staff related to Russian election collusion. However, through those investigations, evidence surfaced that provides significant proof for chargeable offences to parties that were not the direct focus of the SC.”
RR: “I concur with the report of the SC.”
JS: “As a result of the findings provided by the SC during my tenure, and not directly the focus of the purpose of the SC, I appointed AG Huber, in concert with OIG Horowitz, to investigate those ancillary findings, as they are unrelated to my recusal to this specific case.”
MW: “I was just in here to fuck shit up for a couple of months.”
WB: “Here is your report, as promised. Be careful what you wish for. All evidence is under review by the DOJ and OIG, and if warranted, charges will be forthcoming. Have a good day.”