About to say fuck everything today.

o A valid driver's license and the ability to meet our driving record requirements

>o Possess or are working towards a degree in Business/Marketing OR have equivalent industry experience and knowledge of the local market

o Excellent written and oral communication skills

o Possess strong computer skills and math aptitude

o Exhibit strong aptitude for sales and a desire to sell

o Highly motivated, self-directed, and customer service oriented

o Demonstrate our core values of ambition, innovation, integrity and teamwork

o Ability to lift, slide and lower packages that typically weigh 25lbs-50lbs and may weigh up to 75lbs

>o Ability to pass the required drug screen (applicable in the US, Puerto Rico, and Guam ONLY)

So, if you need these things before getting a job, how the fuck are you supposed to attain those things when no job will hire you without having them? Tell me moar how the system isn't a joke.

Highlighted areas are a joke.

As long as I show up and do my job, what does it matter if I smoke weed in my FREE TIME?

Oh that's right, because these fucking companies get huge tax breaks simply for making their employees piss in a cup.

Fuck our peace of mind, it's all about the shekels.