I am here in search of the Pelican trainer, master and commander.

I would like to rent one of your fine feathered beasts, for a particular mission to go out and poop on Democrats who are giving speeches.

I will pay, $1000 per successful poop that is caught on camera, and a bonus of $2000 for a follow up dumping of a half digested catfish. Should you score a double hit, I will pay a $1000 bonus.

Shiff, that suspiciously retarded Latino lady with sugar tits, and the short fat jew with glasses are the main points scorers.

I have a D5 Nikon camera you can borrow, but I would prefer to have it on CNN, FOX etc.

Where do I sign?

Vladimir

>>6240615

He was 1.0.

>>6240637

Back to ar15.com please, this is not General Discussion. It's not impressive, no one is interested here and you are embarrassing yourself.

>>6240674

WHERE DO I SIGN!

>>6240853

>>6240948

BENDING