Not sure "ass pipe" is the right term to call it stupid. But I was thinking this 4/20, about my step-son, who is a walking D.A.R.E. poster. He used to be smart, now he grows dope on his property. I grant you, he makes four times what I make, but he slurs his words, his logic is faulty and distractable, and he's an angry liberal because his parents were evangelical conservatives.
Devil's lettuce: not in my salad.