Where I work, 450 people will be having a buffet withโฆ
HAM
SAUSAGES
BACON
as protein! For lunch!
Who the fuck wants to be in the same country as someone who wont eat pork?
I'll also say a prayer for the starving kids in Africa for which I have not, will not, contribute.
What do African parents give their child for it's first birthday?
A flower for their grave.
What's a question?
Stop acting like a child.
''DECLAS"
Oh what? Q declas then you'll bitch about other things?
You fucking wal-mart baby.
I WANT MY WAY
I WANT IT NOW
I want you to weigh at least 200+ pounds.
I can get 340 pieces of bacon out of your adorable ass.
FIRE THE BOOBS!