Let these pagans dig their own grave!
Easter Sunday is a representative day in which Christians celebrate Christ rising from the dead. Wait a second! That sounds odd. Nobody has ever risen from the dead, ever!
Let’s call it a “renewal” yes, that makes sense and takes no leap of faith to believe.
Next we will usurp all the J holidays and corrupt/disrespect their meaning! Oh wait, that would be antiseptic! Never mind! Not allowed! (No spelling errors, intended as read)