Eva Braun
Tucker Live, if your interested in such things.
https://grampshouse.neocities.org/
Customer: need a plane.
Salesman: Got hundreds of planes.
Customer: Need something that incinerates on impact.
Salesman: here's a plane, says it's made with 800 year old oak beams and held together with genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings.
FFVII Summon: DECLASS