From Sea to Shining Sea

All over American TV

Newscasters, Experts and Pundits Reeee

 

Orange man bad, they preach

Puling their hair, they screech

WE MUST IMPEACH!

 

It began in 2016

An unbelievable scene

When an outsider defeated their Queen

 

For the media, it wasn't real

A President who wrote The Art of the Deal?

They broke down it fits and muh feels

 

They called up their best mates

The all too corrupt DEEP STATE.

To find a way to set things straight

 

Together they made a Ruse

They called it BREAKING NEWS:

"It was the Russians! How else could Hillary lose?"

 

Night and day

They lied and lied away

Telling the People the President is Fake and Gay.

 

They cried until they got what they wanted

A special prosecutor respected and vaunted

Robert Mueller, and how they loved to flaunt it.

 

The President told them blunt

Direct and time over, from back to front

"It's a Witch Hunt."

 

For two years they cut him short

With one smug and wry retort

"Let's wait for the Mueller Report"

 

Russia, Russia, Russia

Collusion, Collusion, Collusion

A buncha, buncha, buncha

Bullshit Delusion.

 

Now Mueller has finished and his report is here

It say No Collusion, the President is in the clear

No Obstruction, Nothing to See Here.

 

But Haters going to Hate

To hell with Mueller and Russia Gate

They want to Impeach at any rate

 

They don't care why or for what reason

As long as Donald J. Trump is breathin'

They consider it Treason.

 

The more you know

The more you Kek as they crow

So get comfy and Enjoy the Show

 

Because in the End

He who casts Stones and is full of Sin

Will see, it is God who Wins.