What, mom home cooking while dad is back at the office grabbing ass, banging the secretary and hoping for that big promotion so they can get a new Buick?
Every play golf? Biggest fucking waste of time on the planet. Especially if there is no cart girl.
Not when you're standing there waiting for the stupid fucks ahead of you and being pushed by the stupid fucks behind you cause the shit club books tight.
That explains the all you can eat salad bar…