I think this article needs some pizzazz… should we help CNN and Ancestry with their marketing?

“Don’t be gay, give us your DNA!”

“Piss in a cup and know what’s up”

“Ancestry - it’s kewl”

“Putting organs in elites for 20 years”

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/cnn-underscored/ancestry-dna-kit-sale-shop/index.html