He kind of has been reduced to an irrelevant loser still whining about the fake Comet Ping Pong attack.
By all accounts I've read, the fake vagina they create is a permanent open wound, painful as fuck to maintain, and usually comes with a warranty that's worth about as much as car dealership warranty. I'd give up that dream if I were you. If you don't plan to airhole yourself fairly quickly afterwards, anyway.