4chin larp of the week

>Asteroid 1999 KW4 will hit Earth May 25, 2019

>When we first got wind of KW4, that is when a few of our sister satellites were shutdown last year. We were told it was because of a janitor was using the servers illegally

>asteroid will be traveling between 6-90k mph

>at least 60-70% loss of life, easy

>To calm the public, we are staging a "test" that would simulate an asteroid hit.

>There will be 1-3 tests

>you will definitely be able to see it as it approaches in the next weeks.

>SpaceX being used as a last resort

>NASA and FEMA Will Simulate an Impending Asteroid Strike Next Week - Gizmodo

>Its (simulation) potential paths intersect the United States, some of western Africa, and the Atlantic and the Pacific Ocean

TLDR - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE MAY 25, 2019; GOOD NEWS IF YOU OWE THE IRS BACK TAXES