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Grocery store clerk=worked one day, knocked over soda display & flooded store with sticky syrup. Fired on the spot and ass whipped by the entire crew.
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Vocal soloist=got drunk & sang "I'm A Loser" at a friend's wedding. Groom whipped his ass.
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Chemist=got his child's chemistry kit and made a batch of ink. Stained the carpet & got another ass whipping.
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Strike-replacement=scab. Monitored study hall for one day. Refused to return after he shushed a football player and got ass whipped in front of everyone.
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FBI Director, interrupted=stupidly tried to overthrow the US gov. along with some loser friends. Of course got caught & fired. Now roaming around making idiotic, self righteous tweets & staring at trees while awaiting a tribunal. Probable sentence will be hanging after a final ass whipping.