Anonymous ID: add9a4 April 28, 2019, 10:32 a.m. No.6348341   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8354 >>8475

Unraveling the mystery of whether cows fart

 

In the climate change debate, some policymakers seem to be bovine flatulence deniers.

 

This became apparent in the fuss over the Green New Deal put forward by some liberal Democrats. More precisely, the fuss over an information sheet by the plan’s advocates.

 

With tongue in cheek or foot in mouth, depending on whom you ask, the statement’s authors said that despite the plan’s proposals for strong limits on emissions over a decade, “we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.”

 

Airplanes don’t fart. But cows?

 

Exasperated by merciless mocking from Republicans on this matter, Democratic Sen. Debbie Stabenow of Michigan lectured the Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell, on the floor of the chamber last month.

 

“The Republican majority leader said that we want to end air travel and cow farts,” Stabenow said. “By the way, just for the record, cows don’t fart. They belch.”

 

The Associated Press surveyed global experts on global warming on this question, as well as an author who wrote the definitive science book on gassy animals, which comes with funny pictures.

 

THE FACTS: Cows fart. That contributes to global warming. But cow burps are worse for the climate.

 

“Cows are pretty disgusting eaters, with methane coming from both ends,” said Christopher Field at the Stanford Woods Institute for the Environment. “But most of it comes from burping.”

 

Field cited the “classic quote from the technical literature” on the topic: “Of the CH4 (methane) produced by enteric fermentation in the forestomach 95% was excreted by eructation (burp), and from CH4 produced in the hindgut 89% was found to be excreted through the breath.’”

 

And for the record, says this authority on the animal kingdom’s ruder moments, “Yes, cows do fart.”

https://apnews.com/9791f1f85808409e93a1abc8b98531d5?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

 

bovine flatulence deniers!!!!!!!!

Libtards have lost their minds! lmao