The other bread wasn't finished yet. Kek will collect what is due.
He's not an asshole because he is a Jew.
I'm the person who talks about myself in riddles, listening to everything you say and noting every weakness you expose. I choose my friends very carefully and if you are one of them you understand why. We see right through each other. I have your six.
Adam Shit and used an Ass Stone on that butthole. Fuck FEMA toilet paper. Through hikers use Bidets at Base Camp.
I'm going to get drunk and post love letters to the only girl I would marry. Feel free to co-op, she made me choose between her and the children so I'm not sending them her way right now.
Fucking time travel.
R2D2 off by one. Supposed to be Q1E3. I fucked up the dates. I'm sorry.
People and furniture are interchangeable.
You are a Goddess and I am sorry for blowing your cover.
In my defense, that was the shittiest cover ever, should've just told everyone you were a different goddess. RG.
Play the legends.
Try doing that to the other guy and see what happens.
Unless you are worried he would beat the shit out of you or kill himself obviously.
I am still operating under the assumption that if I'd chosen her she would have dumped my ass. Gina would like her.