>>636180
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Ok, seems some of you liked where I was going with this so I'll just blab off a few more thoughts on this.
Lets talk about Noah. Who the fuck believes a physical ark was built and Noah literally had 2 of every animal male/female in it? And somehow he floundered about on a treacherous world sea for 40 days, and none of the animals ate each other? Fuck off.
What's being described here is a cataloguing of genomes from every animal on Earth. Why?
Ok crazytown warning again.
Because "Noah" was leaving the planet. They were going to recreate Earth elsewhere because they knew that this planet was about to be fucked.
Whoever these Aliens were, they knew that when they left that times were going to be tough. Wars, famines, disease. Not a pretty place.
Going by what we know of space, perhaps there was some celestial alignment, or orbital mechanics, that the Aliens had to hitch a ride on. And this cycle happens only once every 26,000 years (making up a number that comes from Mayan mythology).
So Noah takes his database of DNA with him, so that if needed they can reboot the earth if it ends up being completely FUBARed. He's a good actor.
The bad actors however, well, most of them leave. But some stay behind. The fallen angels. Not sure if on purpose or they missed the train. Ever since, they have been striving to maintain their ancient order until their family can return to the Earth and become or overlords again.
Ok. maybe I should write books and give Dan Brown a run for his money. I feel crazy for even writing this shit. Hope you're having fun with me!